Forget health food, I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get.
If there is no wine in Heaven, I'm not going.
As you get older, your secrets are save with your friends
because they can't remember them either.
I would be unstoppable, if I could just get started.
Next mood swing: 2 minutes.
the quickest way for a parent to get a childs attention.....,
is to sit down and look comfortable.
Wild oats have turned into,..prunes and All-Bran.
You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life.
I live in my own little world, but it is ok, they know me here.
If you leave me, can I come too ?
I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Have a fantastic day !!
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